Train of Thought Derailed Hooded Long Sleeve Tee – Funny & Soft

Own the Chaos – One Tee at a Time

Your mind doesn’t just wander—it takes off at full speed, jumps the tracks, and leaves a trail of confusion in its wake. 🚂 Embrace the madness with this ultra-soft long sleeve tee, featuring the hilariously relatable caption: “My Train of Thought Derailed, There Were No Survivors.” Whether you're lost in deep thoughts or just easily distracted, this shirt lets the world know you’re running on vibes and caffeine.

Why You Need This Tee

💭 Perfectly Unhinged Humor – Celebrate your beautifully chaotic brain in style.
🧵 Supreme Softness – Premium cotton-poly blend for all-day comfort and distraction-friendly coziness.
🚀 Versatile & Effortless – Looks great solo or layered, whether you're working, relaxing, or losing your train of thought.
🎁 A Must-Have Gift – Ideal for the daydreamers, overthinkers, and professional space cadets in your life.

Product Details

• Material: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (heather & triblend colors contain polyester & rayon for extra softness)
• Fabric Weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²) – lightweight and breathable for any occasion
• Fit: Regular fit with a stylish crossover “V” at the neckline
• Side-seamed construction – because quality matters, even if your thoughts are all over the place
• Sourced from: Honduras, Nicaragua, and the U.S.

🔥 Your thoughts may derail, but your style stays on track. Grab this long sleeve tee now before your attention shifts elsewhere!

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